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Bible Study - Today's Lesson Adam & Eve

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"We only got six days of funding."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

After 39 years, 11 months, 28 days, Moses finally received the GPS he ordered from Amazon.

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'The wheel was easy, the owner's manual is hard!'

"Eat my dust!"

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

'O mighty gods! - May you grant us food, clothing, and shelter, and the wisdom to know the difference.'

Caveman to kid: 'There's more to life than what you read on cave walls.'

Phoenix

"You said getting to the air B&B would be quick, I didn't think you meant this quick!"

Santa CGI Effect

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Early man learns that by walking upright, his hands become free to do many useful things.

Mammoth Posing

'It's the Mesolithic Age? - But I just got used to the PALEOlithic!'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

Atlas carrying Earth about to slip on banana peel.

Frontispiece to 'The Pickwick Papers'

"I am wearing sunglasses and using sunscreen with 50% UV protection. What could possibly go wrong?"

'Do you mind if I share your post on my wall?'

'Today's sermon is on Eve and Adam....'

Caveman who has just invented the wheel is amazed to see a paper airplane demonstrating the principle of flight.

"I don't know. He just said he had discovered something and we had to come over and see it."

"You know if we market it right, this thing could spread like the wheel."

Eurydice in prison

"Chapter three: Homo erectus and the practical use of bones..."

'Don't believe everything you read.'

Prehistoric son going "Baroooom...Barooom!" on dad's stone wheel