Storyteller Devotee Prints

"Who cares? The emperor is really buff."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Do you see yourself becoming a movie in five years?"

"Feel free to take notes."

'You're going to have your future cut out for you, reading bedtime stories.'

'Where was the TSA?'

"Finally, the alphabet is paying off."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

Goodnight Moon for the Misbegotten

Eurydice is bitten by a snake

"Siri, who’s the fairest of them all?"

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'I've had the place gob-stopper-dashed.'

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

'Fyodor Dostoevsky sends weeks describing Alexy Karamazov's quest for a white whale, and then discards the entire chapter."

"It's true, mommy...the chocolate bunny attacked me - it was self-defense!"

"You're writing a memoir? You're seven years old. Do you honestly think you can capture the interest of readers with such a short—wait, is that my name?!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Hansel and Gretal

Jacques et Jille

Kirsten Johnson

"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"

'And the wicked stepmother looked into her smartphone and said, "Selfie, selfie in my face, who's the fairest in this place?"

"What did Jesus order?"

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

Three little pigs-mortgage.

'Like it? I LOVED it! The narrative gripped me from the first sentence and didn't let go until the final, heart-stopping page! And the CHARACTERS! Without question, Harris, this is the finest year-end financial report you've ever written!'

Alberich steals the gold