Storyline Shredder Pillows

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

'Sue didn't watch soap operas all the time. She also reads books'

'Never trust emails. You can't shred them.'

The Affordable Shredder

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"It all happened so fast. 'Notable Book of the Year' to the remainder shelves to HERE in just six months!"

Tell me a deposition, mommy.

Johnny Winter.

"You're in luck...I've unearthed those payroll records from 3 years ago."

"I'm sorry-you tapped into something no one cares about."

'Look on it as... constructive criticism.'

'Read any good book reviews lately?'

'I don't know about you lot but I've just played Proud Mary.'

Abstraction and recognition

'We realise that your speciality is heavy metal...'

Recycle Station for Confidential Files

Book Shop: The great American Novel and The great American tweet.

'Ladies and gentlemen of the press...what is your verdict?'

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

Rock on!

"Clever plot, but who can concentrate without some gratuitous sex and violence?"

"Sometimes you just option it because your gut tells you this is a book that has to be butchered."

'And all these years I just thought you were very proficient.'

"I'm not interested in the meaning of life...I want to know what's going to happen in my soap"

'Not really interested in the meaning of life. I want to know what's going to happen on my soaps?'

"Having trouble with that paper shredder again, Barry?"