Storybook Reading Prints

'... And they lived quite happily, until the prince forgot their first wedding anniversary.'

"He called it a 'retreat,' but it looked more like a SCAMPER to me."

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Late night teddy reading

The Runaway Horse

Papageno from The Magic Flute

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

"My, grandma, what a big nose you have! Let's take a little off the sides."

Baby Einstein. Baby Frankenstein.

"Where the wild things were."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Little Princess.

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Old Lady in shoe driving a footie (sock) car.

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'Put some feeling into it. I can't tell the difference between the lion and the mouse.'

'He was a handsome young prince when I married him.'

'I have a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore.'

The Optician At Home: "....And it didn't fit the other sister, either. Then Cinderella tried on the glasses, and she could see perfectly."

"The doctor will be with you two in a second. As for you, I'd recommend a motivational speaker."

Knights of the bedside table.

"Damn! I'm in the wrong fairy tale. This is the three little pig's house, not the three bear's!"

'A coach would be nice. But vegetable will get me a BMW?'

'Okay, time to sleep now. Switch off your nose, Rudolph'!

',,,And we'd really like a heart for the Tin Man,,,'

"Do you have a good attorney or a bad attorney?"

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Sleeping Beauty

Cupid

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

"The third little pig is now a menopausal porker. I hate these hairs on my chinny chin chin."