Story Whisperer Mugs

'I've worked out that all you need for a summer blockbuster is...'

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

"Someone once told me that kids grow up so quickly. I hope there's some truth to that."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

Children's education

''My Summer Vacation †the Untold Story'....'

Mother's Love

Mother threatening to gag her baby.

"He's from IT. All I did was tell him I thought he was doing a great job... and he fainted in shock!"

"Dang, there goes another piece of the wife's good china. You see father, it's

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Reading

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

'Astronomy I, Astronomy II, Astronomy III'

"Now all we need is a good script."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

'As far as we can tell, the system went down because someone stepped on a crack in the sidewalk.'

"Do we have to use our inside voices through clenched teeth like you, Ms. Baker?"

''Normal' seems too much to shoot for ... but maybe I can keep you out of the nuthouse.'

"The sellers recommended that I burn some sage during the tour."

'I wish I came in a child-proof container.'

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

"I'm in here, rereading the great poets, myself among them."

"I'm the ghost of Christmas Tree Future, and honestly, it doesn't turn out well for you."

'...and where did you bury the bone?'

"You'll be able to talk to your husband. I have video conferencing."

Duplass Brothers

'I promise you we'll have him out of here real fast... we need the rest.'

'Sometimes patients become a little attached.'

'The boss has decided to spend more time with his children'

A pediatrician with children hanging off his arms