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"When your father was your age, he saw a tiny spider in that cave and made a wee-wee in his pants."

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

"I've come across a rather disturbing find, Carstairs!"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I'm heading north but these days it just seems easier to walk."

Christopher Isherwood

Don Quixote

The Desert Island Package

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sliding Down the Banister

Fossil hunting

Couple with lots of kids. Woman says: 'This is our daughter, my son from my first marriage, John's daughter from his second marriage, and I've no idea who the one on the end is.'

Pubertry

"This is it? No video?"

"I'm not sure if the audience is ready to embrace you in a romantic comedy."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'The real fun comes when we go through airport security.'

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Girl asking her little cousin what he would like for his birthday

"I think oral sex is when they just talk about it."

Alice in Wonderland - Trying to Behead the Cheshire Cat.

Tourists and GPS

'At last! Your boomerang has finally returned.'

Fun with candy.

Currency Exchange. Hebrides Travel Agency. They said that for one hundred dollars, Skye's the limit.

'Are we there yet?'

Bear with unicycle on his car.

'Wow! Your head weights 23 pounds just like your feet!'

The little prince is an alien

Euro Tunnel of Love.

I have this overwhelming urge to have kids

Directory: You are here

'Well, I'll sign your kindle version if you want me to, but won't that ruin the viewing area?'

The Very Thirsty Caterpillar

"I like it. It's got that new world smell."