Story Creator Pillows

Woman over garden fence: 'I've invented some new gossip I'd like circulating.'

'I'll publish it if you include a character obviously based on me.'

Shepherd and eurydice

The Department of Really Stupid Ideas: 'Most people think they just appear out of thin air! But the truth is, there's a great deal of very hard work involved!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Lynching on social media

"And the last little piggy cried, 'Oui, oui, oui' all the way home."

'I'm reading aloud, Jeremy - My lips are SUPPOSED to be moving!'

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"Greetings, I'm the bluebird of dank memes."

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No, I didn't steal your content. I just have your content's doppleganger."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Library sections; Fiction, non-fiction and do-it-yourself.

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

Edgar Allen Poe

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Meet the embellisher 3-5 pm"

"It's a heck of a tale...and well told, but we don't publish resumes."

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"I'm not having it if it's been genetically modified."

'Are you sure I should read my book report to the class? --�It's PG-13.'