Storm Warrior T-Shirts

Flood victims.

Captain in a storm

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

Baby on board.

Benjamin Franklin 'If I only knew,'

Scarf puts hat back on.

Camping holidays in the British summer.

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

A guide to seasons in the North East

He has his own peculiar problems whether casting from the beach or from a boat.

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

Shoes Make The Man

"The parasol certainly paid for itself this summer."

'Come and get it!'

'The upside is that if the water gets high enough all your termites might drown.'

Lady taking her Cochin chickens for a walk.

"C'mon. Get out there and go tinkle already."

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

'Being angry about shovelling snow will only make it harder for you, daddy...you need to just accept the snow...instead of thinking of it as a chore, you hate, make friends with it.'

Sunburn lotion, Windburn lotion.

"I just got a text message from our dehumidifier. It says it doesn't know how much more of this rain it can take."

'No surf?'

"Hurry up Dad, I need the loo!"

Due To High Winds Crawling Is Banned Today

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

The Difficulties of Transporting Boats

'Are those physical or metaphorical thunderclouds moving in.'

Snowman with big carrot nose to one with small carrot nose: 'I'd increase your beta carotene.'

Lemonade fruit juice water stand and Umbrellas, sump, pumps, raincoats stand.

'I keep telling myself that this is better than a crowded beach in Spain...'

'It's too wet for walkies and I can't find my boots!'

Raft with a 'Caution Wet!' sign.

Benjamin Franklin.

English Summer: Man in a tanning bed on the beach in the middle of a storm.