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'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

"Once upon a time, there was a princess who wasn't about to take anyone's sh*t."

"Well, we needed the rain."

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

"I just never 'think I can' anymore."

"That dream catcher may be working a little too well."

"I'm trying to forget a pussycat."

'Have you been waiting long?'

Toys were me: lessons learned never growing up

Fyodor Dostoevsky

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

'Where do you see yourself in five minutes?'

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Can you hurry up with that will? I don't have all day."

'And all the executive board members got lovely big payouts and lived happily ever after!'

Wally flunks the test: The Emergency Broadcast System.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

'Honey, did you bring the anti-nausea pills?'

'Tarzan's younger brother, Ed, was raised by sloths.'

The hare and the tortoise - the rematch.

Fairy tale

'So the prince and princess lowered their expectations became savvy consumers, then they lived reasonably contented forever after.'

'I never saw a tracer bullet that I didn't admire for color, clarity and swiftness.'

"He'd make a wonderful main character for a short story, but I wouldn't put up with him for an entire novel."

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

"The Ugly Duckling didn't know why he was so attracted to swan culture."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Rapunzel's short-lived career in the restaurant business.

'Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Let down your hair extensions.'

'I thought you were going for a walk in the woods. Your porridge has been cooling on the table for hours! '

The princess and the key

"Now, can you explain that with a parable?"

'The only means of access was via the previous tenant's hair. But not to worry, there's a ladder 'round the back.'

"So you don't want to come along?"

'Well if you wanted a garden shed made out of wood or brick, then you should have married one of my brothers!'