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"Whoa, freezing rain? That's messed up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Anna Calvi

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Frank & Ernie's Health and Fitness Equipment for Elite Athletes. Our first delivery is there free weights we're taking to a golfer. He'll be working on his irons! This is going to a swimmer. A massage table for back strokes! A pro snowboarder bought this hyperbaric chamber. He wants to get big air! And we'll finish by taking the treadmill to a baseball player's basement gym. Of course ... for the home runs!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

Bravo! Bravo! Bravo! She was great! I hear she's so sought-after by musical theater productions that she can make them work around her schedule! So in other words, "Operettas are standing by!"

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

Surfing Pensioner

"First gig in a while?"

I love thunderstorms!

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

Award Winning Photographer

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

You finished Netflix

SCUBER

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'