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"Whoa, freezing rain? That's messed up."

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"Well, we needed the rain."

'I guess my brain just started to really care about itself.'

The First Fire Stick

Girl Band, "I wish you'd tell your mum we don't need her in the group!"

"I take it you got the lead in the school play."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Runner going through hurdles.

'Mr Sims, in honor of your portfolio, we're flying our flag at half-mast.'

X Factor contestant dressed as a 'Y'.

'I told you to keep your rice in a plastic bag.'

Surfing kangaroo #1 Hawaiian shirt.

'Will broker deals for food'

Casting Director

'No you idiot! You're supposed to smash your guitar AFTER the show! What are you going to play now?'

Runner's High, Runner's Low

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

"It's only lightning Harold. Just lightning."

I love thunderstorms!

'Sodding Sat Nav.'

Surfing Pensioner

"I promised myself I would never let this happen to me."

Award Winning Photographer

'Must have had bad weather at the Artist's Colony. All the claims start with 'It was a dark and stormy night.''

SCUBER

'I love appearing on stage. My only regret is that I can't be in the audience to fully appreciate my work.'

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

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