Stop Sign Philosopher T-Shirts

"The signal must be stuck."

'The World will speak hip-hop tomorrow.'

The Chicken Who Crossed the Road, in therapy. My motives are always being questioned!

"The end of my favorite series is near."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

Wherever You Go, There You Are - Next Exit.

One youth says: 'Lamppost, bollard, tarmac, kerb.' Other says: Zebra crossing,traffic hump, postbox.' Caption: Street language

Motorway notices reading: 'Fog. But if you can read this, it isn't that bad'.

'Sorry, pastor, your soul's grace period is eternity, your car's is six minutes.'

Chicken: the one-man show

"A road yet uncrossed, My heart takes wing at the sight - The journey is life."

Yeah, I'm standing here alone yelling a bunch of nonsense. If I had a cell phone, you wouldn't bother me!

"I don't miss my accountancy life. I find I get out more nowadays."

House Arrest in the Age of Coronavirus

'It's some intellectual group, but nobody can figure out what they want.'

'I was hoping you could help me with an implant.'

'Oh Great. We just missed the once a millennia bus out.'

'Existential truckstop'

Man with Stop Signs.

Homeless man's sign: 'Sperm donor to the crowned heads of Europe.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Bank

'The problem is I can't tell the difference between a deeply wise, intuitive nudge from the Universe and one of my own bone-headed ideas!'

Man Crosses Finish Line At Heaven's Pearly Gates

Parking Yesterday, Parking Tomorrow, But Never Parking Today.

"You love gloating, don't you?"

'...if we ain't got homes why should anyone...'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Self-Reflecting Pool

"Do you have a minute for a problem whose solution has eluded humanity since the dawn of civilization?"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Homeless Man: 'So...your Park bench or mine?'

'Maybe it was a left turn at the last set of traffic lights...?'