Stonehenge Lover Mugs

'Look! There's a Zyzzkzkk!'

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

The Sculptor

Used wheels

'They never quite finished it - it was probably over budget.'

'- and what makes you think they must have been TALL?'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

"Damn Pope Gregory and his new calendar."

"I get it!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'- and this is the drawing room..'

Planet of the Dems

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

The refinancing didn't come through -- I say we just walk away from the project.

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

'It looks like early Carboniferous, Bill.'

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

Paddlithic Period

Stonehenge Bowling

Paleo-to-go

"So easy a caveman did do it."

"I'm done fixing your wheel, but these were left over when I got it put back together."