Stone Stacking Mugs

"I call it angle-poise"

A cat balancing stones and the moon

"Yes Sir, I'm still working on the 'ins and outs' of their proposal."

Local rock claims to have been muse for Emily Dickinson poem "I'm that 'little stone' honest to goodness!"

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'

"And here is the very stone that finally enabled us to figure out what all those dogs and cats were saying."

'Yes, your papers seem to have lots of citations, but I've checked: They're all self-citations...'

"Hello darling, what do you do for a living?"

Sculptor's chippings

'Sometimes I wonder what I's do without you!'

Hmm... all I need to do now is invent the wheel...

"I bought a fake rock to cover up this ugly rock."

"Apparently he needed an emergency hernia operation shortly afterwards!"

"I can build it. My price is 300 oxen and a flock of sheep. A roof would be 250 sheep extra."

Jobs for graduates

'Try to become less emotional, Mr Stone!'

'Your mom too? Always saying, 'You never do anything constructive.''

Sport in library

'Remember - when Daylight Saving Time ends, we have to give everything a slight turn to the left.'

Using plant pots to reach inaccessible object

'The next phase in which we carve the stones ornately will cost a little more than the previous ones.'

Balancing Act.

'Let's call it Frisbee...'

"Building a dry stone wall if you must know!"

Archaeologists discover 'Stonehinge'.

Caution Falling Rocks

Sculptor sculpts an easel

Ethelred the Unfinished.

Carving a Sculpture.

Look Up.

'I just love these granite counters.'

Full'pending' tray at Apathy Institute

Unlucky sculpture.

'Hold everything! -- The National Endowment for the Arts changed its mind!'