Stone Skipping Pillows

Rock - see you in a million years!

Skipping Horse

'Nothing impacts my lifestyle choices more than a veterinarian with a scale.'

"The universe is expanding! Of course I'm expanding too!"

'Ready Mum?'

"The Defendant must stop trying to side-step every question the prosecution asks!"

Olympics create interest in curling.

'You're lucky. At least you know your troubles aren't psychosomatic!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

Stonehenge Imitation

Beard, socks and sandals.

"Somehow, I feel that this site and Stonehenge are connected!"

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

Skipping with a beard.

'He always trains until the very last minute.'

'You and your stones collection.'

'I just love these granite counters.'

'Sorry Professor, you're right: I DID skip a line of the instructions...'

'I think I liked it better when you two would go into town on leave and get into trouble.'

'How many effin times!? Skip Sedately!'

'Boy you are good!'

The next week, the town enacted a law banning double dutch with fuel hoses.

'The place you're all looking for is just a hop, skip and a jump from here.'

fat woman passed her handbag to husband before getting weighed.

"Oh darling... you take me to the most wonderful places...!!"

'Salt vin-egar mustard pepper, salt, vin-egar...'

'It's the three masons.'

'...16...17...18...stop me when I get to a billion, Mom.'

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