Stone Monument Appreciator Gifts

This will really mess with their minds someday.

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'This will be great for chase scenes.'

Mount Rushmore Down Under

Caveman invents an armchair and his dog sits in it.

Redecorating Easter Island.

"What makes you question our motives for coming here?"

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Easter Island Tours. Theories differ. Ernie believes they were used to display a selection of giant wigs.

"Sorry boss...Elon said no more public spending...but folks will know it's you."

'It's slobberin' time!'

"I think I'm lost."

Demon family vacations - Kid covering other's horns.

"Don't you sometimes worry that if they do give us our stuff back we'll lose some of the sense of grievance that's so crucial to our cultural identity?"

Moai having a lightbulb moment

Baby car seat for a Native American.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

The ultimate Secret Service demotion. We're sending you to guard Mount Rushmore.

Helicopter tour guide: 'And THERE they are folks! The mysterious ancient stone figures of Easter Bunny Island!'

Sculptor explaining to tourist in Trafalgar Square that sculpture of pigeon is called 'Retribution - it actually doubles as a giant privy!'

Renovation work at Mount Rushmore.

Mount Rushmore entertainment.

'It's just a calendar, who cares what it looks like?'

Mt. Tushmore

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

Stonehenge Ticket Office

Executive Order: Add Trump's image to Mt. Rushmore!

"Look, you asked me what my favorite book was and it just happens to be A Farewell to Arms."

'I hear voices in my head.'

'Needs some underarm protection!!'

"Norman, let's lend out the Olmec head."

A monument gets down from his plinth.

I hate getting ready for Y1K.

Cave Sale: 'All you have is sticks and rocks!'

'If waist size is so important, how come Lady liberty has a 37 foot waistline and everyone loves her?'