Stone Humorist Prints

'...never take anything for granite!'

Owing to a clerical error, Luciano Pavarotti receives kudus instead of kudos for his performance as the Duke of Mantua.

'On second thought, let's try it the other way around... My head on a lion's body.'

Early on-line shopping

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

A prehistoric football match.

"Pass that."

'What's on the other side?...'

Magic Act

'Art, art, art - When are we going to get some engineers?'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

Early House Hunting.

Garg saw the future, but didn't quite know what to do with it.

In the houseplant cemetery.

Og falls asleep at the wheel for the final time.

Emergency Room: 'Quick! Get some ice on this injury.'

'Kitchen's small, but I love the granite countertops.'

'We're renovating.'

"It's alright for you - I'm a fictional character."

Mashed potatoes...

"Back from hunting with nothing again?"

"Did I miss something?"

"Shoulda brought the weed."

"Good idea. Bad execution."

'I only invented money last month, and I already have four payments due!'

"I don't know. I just don't think this 'bowling' thing will work."

Hi honey, I'm on the plinth.

Driving Test: Roll/Stop

Auroch drawing cave paintings.

The Theatre of Mime.

Wanted to live forever, died trying.

"Og is our VP in charge of rubbing sticks together."

'So there's a little grit and some pebbles in your stew -- this is the Stone Age, you kow!'