Stone Age Style T-Shirts

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"Too much club."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

The first Dermatologist.

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

"What if it's smarter than us?"

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

The first art critic

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Monolithopoly.

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Paleo-to-go

Paddlithic Period