Stone Age Style Pillows

"Dad should stick to technology, because his art is horrible."

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

Early accounting scandals.

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

Used wheels

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"Too much club."

The first Dermatologist.

"What if it's smarter than us?"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Caveman and prostitute drinking at bar talking about the world's oldest profession - hitting a guy in the head with a rock.

'Is the fire included?'

'I invented the wheel, and to protect it, I invented the club.'

"There were hooves in my lunch! I told you I don't like hooves."

'- and this is the drawing room..'

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

The first art critic

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"I'm collecting everyday objects for a time capsule."

Caveman turning the wheel into a bar.

Hunter Gatherer of the Month.

Monolithopoly.

'Perfect! -- Now let's build some rest stops!'

Miss Twaddle, cancel all my appointments.

"Nice!. . . but, mine's more environmentally friendly."

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Dinner will be late... it rained and we had a power outage.'

Paddlithic Period

Paleo-to-go