Stone Age Sports Lover Gifts

"Ooonk! Too much club."

Way ahead of its time and sadly doomed to extinction: A prehistoric punting and gathering society.

"Damn - another letter to the editor."

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Mixed Doubles.

'The bad news is you're going to marry a geek, and not a pro athlete. The good news is the geek owns the team.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Baseball pitch with a sign saying 'No Left Turn.'

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Oi, nobody gives me a kiss.'

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

'Not much gets past our new goalie!'

Golf with a difference

Egyptian Football

T-Rex Game of Choice - Ping Pong

"Think of me as the designated sitter."

Early accounting scandals.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

"The arms reduction talks are off to a good start -so far, we've agreed to ban pebbles."

I love Basketball.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

The Epsom Derby - Bookies

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

"Before we begin. . . terms and conditions. . ."

"Okay...let's concentrate on discussing strategy during halftime."

Used wheels

What is it with football and this drinking culture?

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

'Here is is. 'Vicarious: imagined participation in another's experience' ... it doesn't mean you actually get to play on your son's team.'

"Once more, with fury."