Stoic Philosopher Buff Prints

"If Marcus Aurelius himself were standing here today, I'm sure he would agree this suit reflects perfectly your stoic sensibilities."

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"Son, it's time you learned the benefits of sitting around doing nothing."

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Paul Ree

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

'I'm an atheist!'

It's about self-control. "'No Thyself".

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Trump Will Protect Obama's Legacy

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."