Stoic Philosopher Buff Pillows

'It's a nice idea. A bit rough around the edges but I'm sure it will evolve given time.'

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"The prostate biopsy shows your pain threshold is much higher than normal."

Jean-Paul Sartre

"Live in the sunshine, swim in the sea, drink in the wild air." — Ralph Waldo Emerson "Catch tennis balls in the mouth." — Me

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"Personally, I'm a doer."

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Denmark scrapped anti-blasphemy law!

"Yes, one is a dog."

Paul Ree

'Truth is fine, but I really need marketable ideas.'

Covid deniers and anti-vaxxers

"Life's a lottery - That's why you need balls"

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

'I'm an atheist!'

'I'm re-enacting a battle with my conscience.'

An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding as written and as it would have been written if David Hume had invested in a word processor,

"Son, the world is full of disappointments. About 7.7 billion of them."

Psychologist's receptionist to man: 'I'm afraid I cancelled your appointment - the doctor has decided you don't exist.'

"But what if this is all there is?"

"Yes, alright! I know it's a small mountain... I'm only a novice oracle."