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'When I was younger, I looked to invest in bull markets. Now, I look to invest in cash cows.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

'Wavering between being bullish or bearish'

Characters jumping out of a book.

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

At the market

Day trading.

A child runs an equity stand.

Fiscal Compass for the Global Investor.

"I warned him not to keep his bitcoins under the mattress."

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

wealth investment

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You have a balanced investment portfolio. Everything you own is losing money equally.'

"This is Fluffy, my pet money."

'You're my economic advisor. What'll I do?'

Man leaving 'Wall St, closed-end mutual funds' building with hand full of money.

Getting the bus back into town from the Bologna Children's Book Fair...

'I today's market news, Greed roared back.'

'The 'free market' economic theory is falling!'

Got out of the market too soon; got back in too late.

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'In conclusion; our major contract expires tomorrow, we have no idea what we want, and no knowledge of the market, It is time to pass this across to the Procurement Team...'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

'In today's action, the Dow Jones Industrial Average cratered, then soared, then swooned, then skyrocketed, then plummeted, then rebounded, and finally threw up.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Can you tell me about making a bundle trading derivatives?'

"Gas, is it the future?"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'There's a bear on line one and a bull on line two. Who do you want me to put through first?'