Stock Market Observer Mugs

'Stocks rose on the news that random acts of kindness today outnumbered random acts of violence.'

This high definition TV is very clear but the guest economist, being interviewed, is rsaather fuzzy

US Economy

'It's only a hunch, but I think everybody bought everything they needed, last time.'

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

"This is not permanent...we'll be back as soon as things start to look up."

'Whoever said 'The only thing we have to fear is fear itself' never had a room full of angry shareholders.'

"We need to reset our fiscal compass to the changing business horizon."

'Good news! Our nest egg is developing into a double yoke.'

Business of Fingerpointing Line Art

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

Will work for ETFs

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

"I don't think those are authentic, either, bud."

World Economic Crisis.

Economy - USA.

'A representative from Merrill Lynch to see you.'

A child runs an equity stand.

'For Harland, the only game in town is the bulls versus the bears...'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'The reason I like this guy's stock picks is, he's not burdened by having any experience in finance whatsoever.'

'Uh - oh... this looks like an unfriendly takeover!'

'City Traders - The Complete Menagerie'

'The Fed decided today not to raise or lower interest rates, but instead just moved them sideways a little.'

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

'Not feeling well? Don't be silly - your EKG has outperformed the Dow.'

'The Truth-in-advertising people want us to call ourselves the 'Sluggish Fund Group'.'

"Cheer up, if this carries on we could become a very attractive takeover target.

Dow Jones drop

Smiling businessman with rising profits

Bookstore. The Stock Market for Dummies. It's either an instructional guide or a history of recent economics.

Chinese stock market

Economy Slows: 'It's still too fast for me.'

'The good news is we've finally turned the corner. The bad news is, no government bailout.'