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"Not a good sign when the stock market reporter starts sobbing uncontrollably."

Sunbathing in Autumn

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Fall on a desert island

“Our numbers grow greater and greater. Soon the era of the spices will be at hand”

"How can you expect anyone else to believe in you when you don't believe in yourself?"

'I'll just put them here until the danger of frost passes - probably next April'

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

"Me, I'm lazy, so I wouldn't seek an endless summer, but an endless winter. I so wish I could migrate to hibernate twice a year..."

A tree cries its leaves off like tears

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

People of the Fall

'Since you only work one night a year, it will take centuries to build up your retirement account.'

One tree in the four seasons of the year.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"I'll see your two and raise you three."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

"Oh, how I love the change of seasons! From cold and flu to spring allergies!"

"How can I word this Christmas card to my boss without wishing him a merry Christmas?"

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'Tech stocks tumbled on news that Alan Greenspan's computer was down.'

"Look, at the colors of my m&ms. Amber, russet, scarlett. . . it must be Fall."

"Really, yes, I'm on a diet too: I need to almost double my summer weight before the start of the winter hibernation..."

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

4 seasons globe

The Tedious Adventures of Mr. Sloth #2 - It was summer when I left the house!

'The New York stock exchange is up twelve and a half points n early trading. Nasdaq is down on and a quarter!'

'Oh look, Harold! It's the first Robin of spring!'

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

God's Kitchen

'That was one of my all-time great rumors.'

"The nice thing about school is it makes you appreciate summer more."

'I'd like to spend November and December in a nice vegetarian country!'

The corner that Spring's around