Stock Price Whisperer Pillows

'With the longest run on Wall Street in modern times, our next speaker needs no introduction.'

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

I hope a starting salary of 80 and a severance of 12 is acceptable....

'If he knows so much about stocks and shares, how come he still has to work?'

Rich man vomiting euros to a beggar.

"If I made as much as him, I could retire in a couple of days"

You can breed these if the environment is right.

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

Opening the door to new customers

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'I'll need more than I can spend.'

"I'm allergic to money. But luckily they've got antihistamines for that."

'If we're going to have a banking relationship, you'll have to trust me more than this.'

"Do you swear to calm the jittery financial markets, all the jittery financial markets and nothing but the jittery financial markets, so help you God?"

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"If you really must know, Junior, yes, you were a market correction."

'Don't worry about making your will, Miss Moneybags leave everything to me. . .'

"Which tax bracket are you looking to avoid?"

"Money is life's report card."

"A man never stands so tall, son, as when he stoops to pick up a quarter."

"I've spent all night diluting our negative reviews on Yelp." "Really?" "Yeah. You know how you can usually tell when a business owner does that?" "They post 'reviews' that don't have even a hint of negativity." "Amateurs. Check out the negatives I include: 'House of Java Cafe. I hate it because it's so perfect, it makes the rest of my day feel inadequate.'"

'Hold on there Jethro! You know I don't tolerate that kind of horseplay in this joint.'

'We need to target the rich and stupid.'

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'

"Want to trade banks with me?"

"After viewing your current account balance, I think you should read the sign."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"He said he can't complain. Business is good."

Have you hugged your money today?

"…Ommmmmmmmmmmmmoooooney, heh, heh, …ommmm…"

"Ted's been down in the dumps since they started giving greed a bad name."

"We were poor and had the good sense to be miserable."

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'