Stock Market Mogul Pillows

'I have more money than I know what to do with. Any ideas?'

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

"Make a lot of money."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

Lemonade Inc.

"It's Swamp & Swallow - they're making an offer we can't refuse!"

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Dog eat dog.'

'I'm feeling absolutely marvelous. I think I'll acquire another company.'

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

"You are aware that we try to make money here, yes?"

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

'We're an international company, Mr. Zickenbarth. We've got creditors in more than 200 different countries!'

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Savory Types

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."