Investment Mogul Pillows

"Now that we've rounded up enough investors, w can start buying some cattle."

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.

'There's good news and bad news, J. B. - we now control 51% of this corporation's stock!'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

'We're under capitalized. As soon as we reach the break even point we'll buy a lemon.'

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

'If only every year was an election year.'

Lemonade Inc.

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

'Call the boss! We're in trouble!'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'

'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'

'So, gentlemen, how's the dollar trading against the immortal soul, today?'

'Dog eat dog.'

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"What's on my schedule today, Fred?"

'Of course, the toll on my personal life has been enormous.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

"Did you hear that that bastard McMinney has buggered of to work for Bank of America!"

Newspaper suicide.

'You can't put him out to pasture - he owns the pasture!'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"My path to success and fortune was that rather than foraging and storing my own food, I built a portfolio of storage properties to rent..."

'Son, someday this will all be yours. Or Wal-Mart's. Whoever pays Daddy the most.'

Business school graduate trying to climb to the top of the world

Greed.

"Leave Lou to me. I'll eat him and then you can run the company."

The Personal ATM

Dragon's den desk. 'I'm in' and 'I'm out' tray on desk.