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Stock Market - "I suggest you buy Acme Chemicals."

The day the stock market went UP.

Late Stage Capitalism and the Biosphere Engage in Some Meaningful Dialogue...

'Honey, where's my cell phone?'

"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

"My tariffs will move the world in a new direction!!"

"We've called this special Stocholders meeting because we want all of our stock back."

"Until we get a bigger chart, we're estimating it's now about up to here."

"I had that nightmare again where everyone found out I'm in my late thirties and still have no idea how the stock market works."

I was trying to day trade my way through business school, but then the stock market tanked.

'Don't tell me how much you love me. Tell me how my stock is going.'

US dollar perched on fragile house of cards.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Hedge Fund: Our 'Swaps' which mimic stocks, were voted #1 derivative of the year!

'Superstock'

Chinese stock market

Aggressive growth fund loses money shorting gold.

'They say a fool and his money are soon parted. Here's a list of fools. Make it happen.'

"You will be visited by three ghosts - the Ghost of Porfolios Past, The Ghost of Present Positions and the Ghost of Commodities Future."

'These latest figure are encouraging...'

'Just to let you know the cause of your pain and my advice is Quite Watching Stock Prices Go Up And Down.'

'Now let's proceed downstairs and see where our stock shares presently sits,'

'This app is linked to my financial advisor and provides simulated hand holding when the market is down.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Out of control

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'Dow, Jones, Russell & Nikkei - Leading economic indicators.'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Basically it's a stock that if a chain of near miraculous events would happen to occur, you'd make a bundle.'

'I'm afraid the stock price gods are not happy Ralph.'

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

'Stocks were high...then low...then suddenly high again on news of a new drug to treat mood swings...'

'Some think we economic forecasters speak a lot of Mumbo Jumbo'

'Stocks plummeted today, on forecasts that tomorrow will be warm and muggy.'

Shares Nosedive