Stilt Walking Pillows

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Och lye the news'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

The Scottish Lawn

"Speed reader...?"

Long-legged clown...

Man on Stilts in a Market

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Bayonne Festival

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"I've got a real, real, real, real plaid feeling."

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Stiltwalker's shoes.

That's not what "living off the land" means, Ernie.

Scottish Birthday

Circus

Clown getting out of car.