Stilt Walking Gifts

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

'Do they make me look thinner?'

'Do they make me look thinner?'

Man on stilts faces horse and rider on stilts

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

"Ours is not a creative clan."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'Och lye the news'

"Oh no I left my bagpipes in the oven."

A man walks his dog with the leash attached to the dog's shadow instead of the dog.

"I'm feeling adventurous today, Penny – let's tack on a block."

"Speed reader...?"

"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."

The Scottish Lawn

"I wish he'd slow the hell down." "I wish he'd hurry the hell up."

Long-legged clown...

"He was always loyal and insisted on being buried with his stilts..."

Man on stilts watching balloon dog lift it's leg. Animal Balloon maker watching on.

Man on Stilts in a Market

"I washed my kilt last night , now I can't do a fling with it!"

Bayonne Festival

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

'Excuse me, what do you wear under your kilt?' - 'Shoes and socks.'

People Holidaying in the Highlands

"What's that Scottish word for when its cold, dark and raining?"

'You're lucky-you've the knees for it.'

'If I want another drink I will have another drink, I wear the trousers in our house...'

'It's the word MODERATE which scares me!'

Circus

Stiltwalker's shoes.

Scottish Birthday

Clown getting out of car.

"Honest. My kilt's at the cleaners."

Billy the Kilt

Bird on stilts.