Sticky Note Humorist Pillows

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Emergency Hipster Beard

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

Man with post it note

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

The leaning tower of Pizza.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

The Sensitive Dude.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Biliard Enthusiast

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

Bring It On!

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"