Sticky Note Humorist Gifts

Before social media there was sticky notes.

'Yes, but he's a very moderate graffiti artist -- he uses sticky notes.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Airport Security.

'Camping is nature's way of promoting B&Bs.'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Emergency Hipster Beard

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Didn't you just say that?"

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Your computer has every alert, alarm and reminder possible...enough with the sticky notes!!!

"We're off. We got a loan to fill er up!"

"I thought they just hibernated for the winter."

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

Normal Beard vs. Hipster Beard

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'This one is a bit different - twelve Indian call centres in eight days.'

'Our trip to Florida was great until Rob took us driving with the dolphins.'

"Well, we did book the Grill Suite I suppose."

'Are we there yet! Are we there yet! Are we there yet!'

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

Man with post it note

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

The Sensitive Dude.

"When you have my schedule, you need large sticky notes."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A pocket of pygmies - "Have you anything to declare sir?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

Biliard Enthusiast

"Have you ever had one of those days when it would have been easier just to do some work?"

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.