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'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

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"Honestly, I prefer stick."

Over-reaction Man.

Bored with retirement, the Great One tries crime.

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

'Good boy. That's better than the others, but still too long. For playing fetch, I prefer a shorter stick, shaped like that, without bark or moss, and not quite as heavy.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"

'I'm just adding to my collection of figurines.'

Santa in house sees SandmanJack FrostEaster BunnyTooth Fairy with spare space for Santa Claus.

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures

"I hear you're having trouble keeping up with the rest of your platoon. What seems to be the problem, private?"

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

"Look, here's one that comes with batteries."

Toys: Action Man and Action Teenager.