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'Come on Ted, you've been doing this class for 3 years now, it's time you progressed beyond the 'stick' movement...!'

Stick Evolution

'Do you ever get the feeling that these so called 'stick people' have stolen our identity?'

Ned and Phylis think back to the days when they didn't have much money and they were poorly drawn.

"Don't worry, Miss. I'll soon get the hang of it."

'If they'd pay us more, we'd be better nourished.'

"That's Kevin Turner's mother. She's always late picking him up."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

"Stick Figure" "Stick Figure II" "Stick Figures" "Stick Figure: The Reawakening"

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"It's exhausting trying to keep him from throwing away perfectly good sticks."

The good news is that I've got all the figures...the BAD news is that I'm not sure what order to put them in!

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

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Over-reaction Man.

'...And here's one of the artist's earliest paintings.'

"I'm sure you want little Jimmy to have a complete set of 'Muscular Heroes of the Cosmos,' now, don't you, Mr. Bennett?"

"I hear he's getting six figures a year."

'It always looks that way. I'm cartoonist.'

'Assuming moral absolutes - good dog.'

"I don't even like toys. I just do this so people won't talk to me."

"I'm ex SAS and an expert in martial arts.I once took on 10 men single handed...."

"I just wish I could loosen up like you."

"Actually, I have all the action figures I can handle."

'You're supposed to draw something.'

'I got GI Joe Peace for my birthday.'

General GI Joe: 'It's about time you were promoted, Joe!'

"Better watch it, Sheriff. It's said this guy's dang near impossible to shoot and no jail can hold 'im."

"Ha! I love slapstick comedy."

"This cannoli is to die for."

'This is the jewel in my collection. My invisible man figurine!'

"Those are the facts of life as you see them? That there are no superheroes, Santa Claus isn't real, there is no Giant Bunny who delivers Easter eggs, and the government lies to us?"

Santa in house sees SandmanJack FrostEaster BunnyTooth Fairy with spare space for Santa Claus.

Attack of the Really Lame Stick Figures