Stereo System Upgrader T-Shirts

"Okay, this summer I've been able to buy a speaker system and a full set of dash knobs. Only 4,387 more parts before I have my own customized ragtop."

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

"T-shirt weather's coming. How ready are you?"

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"I got connected to the internet!"

Music for car stereos

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Resume Consultant. Listing professional development courses you've taken since your last job was fine, but don't put"New & Improved" above your name.

1080P New Year's Resolution

Rudy, am I correct that you and Armstrong each just upgraded your laptops? Yeah, so? And last month, if I'm not mistaken, you and Armstrong each upgraded your phones. Again, so? Don't you see what's happened to you and Armstrong? You've synchronized your cycles. What? Your upgrade cycles! They're in sync! What in the world are you talking about? What in the world indeed?!

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Most of it is the same, but if you look here you'll see that the price is twice as big"

"Hey Cruz, check out my super-powered speaker system!"

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'Will you turn off your Hi-Fi'

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

Boom Box

"Let's take it step by step. How do I turn it on?"

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

"If it ain't broke, don't fix it."

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

"I must ask Alexa too many questions. She said she can't answer any more because her throat is sore from talking."

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

It's the Fad Herald. I should've upgraded my phone. Hear ye. Today, a special announcement. The following is now in: Hope. Until further notice, that tingly, expectant feeling you're experiencing may be interpreted as optimism, mild euphoria, the illusion of better times ahead. Wow. Now that you mention it. Cool. Wait ... What do you man by illusion? Looking ahead to 2020 trends: Disappointment. Nah. We'll be fine, I'm sure.

Television Models

Carrying burdens - Ghetto blaster

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

"That bass isn't bad."