Step Target Setter T-Shirts

"Hi, I've reached my daily steps target, can you come and pick me up?"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"I'd say we were pretty much on target."

Reach for the Star.

Go! Means NOW!

'One of the new targets is targeting which targets we're meant to target.'

Bullseye!

'I think we'd be more confident about meeting our targets if we could work out what they were!'

What else is there to wish for?

March Against Big Tech: "Oh, wow, this has bee great for my step count!"

The Salesman

Big Hank's shooting gallery.

'I try not to think big too often or I get terrible headaches.'

'I'm not quitting! Who knows if i'll ever get another chance to break a hundred!'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"Migration ruins my 10,000 steps."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

Let's Celebrate

"It's all a matter of planning...."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

"This year I resolve to embrace change."

Make your resolutions achievable.

"Look , Malcolm, I get it that you're ambitious. But can't you put that damn thing down just for a minute?"

"Ok, so you got the worm. What are you going to do with the rest of your day?"

Targets.

Business Target

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'I'm not sure what I want out of life, but I want a lot of it.'

The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.

"What are you going to do to make sure you reach this year's financial goals?"

A push in the right direction: 50c.

Thank You, Goals Achieved... and then some!

"You're darned RIGHT it's a serious problem! Sales people, like goldfish, grow to fit their tanks! He's got to be transferred to a bigger territory, PRONTO!"

"Do you call this a business plan?"