Steering Wheel Juggler Prints

Confused drivers

In/Out/These Things Happen.

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Doris K. Elston: Brain Surgeon, Professional Model, Artist, Lawyer....Plus Mother of Four.

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

Balancing work and family

'If you take this job, you will need child care... that's my second job.'

'She's determined to combine a family and a career!'

'Technically, he's on a leash, so I say we let this one go.'

'I wasted a lot of time in graduate school to get this job.'

'I think and work spectacularly well either inside or outside the box.'

"My rise in the company was solely based on convincing management that I was a nerd in high school."

"I'm pre-law and pre-med. That way if I foul up I can defend myself."

Brickie's Mate

"Have a seat with the other candidates for the tech position but be wary of the spit balls."

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'A career? A life? Isn't that a conflict of interest?'

'Enlightenment-shmenlightenment - what I'm worried about is tenure!'

'I can see you doing very well in this organization, eventually replacing me. So.. you're fired!'

Education Guidance

University of xylongatnyfexodyl never heard of it

'While you were out I replaced you.'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

'We like to find just the right slot for our people.'

A child and his dog

"It just happens...one day you wake up and you find that your best billable hours are behind you."

'We're looking for someone who can multitask - but not during the interview.'

London merchant telling a young employee that if he does not change his behaviour his career will go badly and he may end up becoming mayor

'It was only a joke. I never thought they's accept me.'

"He retired as an executive, returned as a contractor, became a consultant and now he's a brooding presence."