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The Grazy Bunch!

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

T-Bones STEAK House...NO sissy salad bar!...Heimlich expert always on duty'

'On the contrary... I'm too tough for the steak!'

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

"How would you like your steak sir—really well done or raw? We've got a new chef."

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

The Best Little Steak House in the City.

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

"I only recommend the 24 oz. Prime rib for big fat guys."

'Doctor please come quick! His fever has gone from medium rare to well done!'

"Some protein with my salad? Sure, put a 24 ounce Ribeye in it."

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

"I was hoping Calvin would grow up to be top sirloin..."

Elevator buttons : Rare, Medium, Well done.

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

'I asked for a rare steak and you certainly don't see many as BAD as this!'

"It's just like the regular stew only it's got some bits of matter in it we can't identify."

'The chef says sorry but he doesn't do rare.'

"Veal or non-veal?"

'If you're worried what to say you do for a living at your reunion, just tell them you recently bought a large stake in a local brewery.'

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

"One medium rare and one with honey."

Prime Meats.

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

"Heh, Trump likes his steaks well done with ketchup. Jesus."

"Hmmm ... either my steak knife is broken, or you cooked the heck out of this fillet."

Cooked rare.

"Just how rare is this steak..."

'My client, Skippy, is suing for a twenty-ounce sirloin, medium-rare.'