Staycation Skeptic Mugs

'This is the last time I go on staycation.'

'Frankly, I think watching paint dry has been given a bad press.'

Couch and Potato

"Yay! School is done!!"

A gondolier clears leaves form a pool

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Staycation Photos

Inbox and outbox for books

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

I wanted to holiday at home...But in Spain.

"So, you're staying in then?"

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"My husband won't do Florida - too sunny. He's afraid of falling asleep on the beach and waking up 75-years-old."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

Couch potato.

'Surely the most environment-friendly holiday is staying at home.'

Senior Investment Analyst R.G. Thornhill glimpses the Universe in a grain of sand and is not impressed.

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Time for mu annual treecation. I've no idea what that means. Tough times. Instead of going on an expensive vacation, some people go on a staycation. They stay at home. Poor suckers. Happiness is not working under my tree – with my iPhone. Launching sunblock app.

"When you said this was our Forever Home, did you mean we'd be forever home?"

"With finances the way they are we had to give up the idea of a family holiday this year."

The vacation rental agency is saying technically that's a "lap pool," so we can't get our money back.

"He's working from home today."

'This is great! We should holiday at home next year too!'

'We don't have the money for everyone to go, and, well, our luggage has never been to the Bahamas before...'

"But why do we have to go on holiday? We can see all this stuff on TV."

"I just can't seem to get into the spirit of the thing."

"Come on John, it's not safe to work now the lifeguard's gone."

When they said more people were choosing to holiday at home I think they meant in the UK

"I didn't go anywhere this summer. I was home-camped."

"Apparently our hotel is just a stone's throw from the beach..!"

'The wife and I are planning to look at pictures of Vegas online for our vacation this year. How about you and your family?'

My Covid passport

"Why fly south?"