Stay-in-bed Enthusiast Prints

"The parking is terrible, so we decided to never do anything again."

"What's that? I asked for a teal lichen. That's a brown thread. Are you trying to upset me?"

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

"Thanks! Carl put his heart and soul into it, along with, of course, lots of mud and a boatload of his own saliva."

I no longer migrate. It's easier to just telecommute.

"On New Year's Eve, Clement and I stayed up all night drinking. Tea, of course."

Love is when you watch television together.

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

"There goes our early night."

'I'm tired of roaming the earth. Can we just stay home tonight?'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"Roll over. Your Zs are looking like Ns."

'Misery is sleeping in late on Saturday morning then realizing it's only Wednesday...'

"He insists he can't leave until he has a full-time job."

'That's the last time I fluff up a nest.'

"Hey Google, describe the view."

Starter Homes

"Sheesh, I did NOT say we have to redo everything! Just look at some swatches with me."

"I'm so glad you've agreed to see Paris with me."

"It was the boss' suggestion...that I take a working vacation...in the office."

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

"Baldo, time to get up! It's the first day of school!"

'We decided to rent out the back room until the baby comes.'

"I love the smell of unemployment in the morning."

"So, our holiday was cancelled but at least our tastebuds can still go to Italy."

'Nest Accessories.'

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

"Your boss wants you in early for WHAT?"

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

"Isn't this more fun than spending money on dinner and a movie?"

Is this your social life?: Party - Or is this: Fall asleep infront of Frasier.

Wine-tasting Tour.

'No, he won't be attending your car club meeting tonight. He's agreed to stay home and watch a romantic movie with me!'

"On days when I need to get out of bed and go to work, I close my eyes until the feeling passes."

'God, I hate Sunday mornings.'