Bed Lounging Enthusiast Prints

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

Happy Brithday

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

'Another artisanal B&B.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

Chillaxing!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

Guest Houses.

Man sleeping under the bed.

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

Pipe Smoker

'This is great, we'll take it.'

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"Zzz."

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

"When was this bed last serviced?"

Spending too much time in bed.

Sleeping princess catches a fly.