Bed Lounging Enthusiast Mugs

"Hey Google, describe the view."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Make up your mind, folks... King size or Queen size?'

Happy Brithday

'I prefer to do absolutely nothing on holiday....otherwise the shock's too much when I get back.'

"We're not doing virtual meetings anymore, Stu."

Unable to get going each day without her dose of Katie Couric, Lois shifted her schedule to be in sync with the star's new evening news job.

'Another artisanal B&B.'

I'm not just jumping on the bed. I'm perfecting bedspring-cusion calasthentics!

'Wake up, Mr. Granger, the doctor will see you about your insomnia now.'

'All he does is sleep all day but we're dog tired and lazy!'

TV Remote undoes a man's trousers.

'Everybody's entitled to have a hobby. Mine's growing grass.'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

'What's the night life-like?

Bed and Breakfast and Couch and Coffee

Chillaxing!

"If you hibernated you wouldn't have to worry about losing an hour's sleep to daylight savings."

"We had hoped the staff lounge would inspire more productivity."

'This isn't his nap. This is his pre-nap. Then comes his nap. Followed by his post-nap.'

"Why am I flicking channels? Every channel's the sloth channel."

"We're both self-isolating, but still no symptoms of pajamas rash."

Guest Houses.

Man sleeping under the bed.

'This is the voice mailbox of Rip Van Winkle. You have forty seven thousand two hundred and six messages...'

"I wouldn't say he was a creature of habit - more of a creature with bad habits."

Pipe Smoker

'This is great, we'll take it.'

'Leonard has hidden qualities, and they're best LEFT hidden.'

"Make yourself at home I beieve you said"

"Zzz."

'If global warming is real...how come your feet never get any warmer?'

"It's his own unique version of working remotely!"

"When was this bed last serviced?"

Spending too much time in bed.