Stay-at-home Superhero T-Shirts

A Stay at Home Dad on the First Day of School.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Why do you need so many computers?" "One for billing, one for stock control, one for human resources, one for financial management..."

"I'm working from home today."

The Housewife

'Occupation? You name it, that's ME.'

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

"And I got these stretch marks on my butt from sitting in the house for months back in 2020."

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

Happy Brithday

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

Fathers are Heroes

"I #*#*#* hate gardening, I'd much rather be at work!!"

"Well of course it's fast food. I cooked it faster than a speeding bullet."

Muscular Dad

"Working from home again, Jerry?"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis."

"Please continue as a lab rat, we have five mouths to feed!"

'How about wearing a limo driver's cap when taking me to practice?'

'You won't last ten minutes out there.'

"What's the big deal. . . ? - We've been doing that for years anyway. . ."

Stay at Home Yellowstone.

'You can't join the Federal Witness Protection program just to keep your friends from seeing your bald spot.'

Mom's Diner - We reserve the right to refuse service to naughty boys!

"It's my turn to be 'work at home' parent, and your turn to be 'stay at home' parent."

'When, son, do you plan to leave your mother and father and cleave unto another?'

"I'll get you a drink of water, but next time, call Dad, not room service."

Dad reaching into medicine cupboard

Still having problems finding day care?'

"So, what's your daughter's credit score?"

Working from home

"You'll have to be both mother and father to the kids while I'm not there to give them guidance."

'Why, oh why, did I try telecommuting...'