Self-employed Superhero T-Shirts

"I know your previous employer gave you an excellent reference, but you were self-employed."

In basket-case.

North Pole

"Hey, you stick your neck out on a regular basis, it's gonna happen. The important thing is to just get up and keep moving forward."

"I'm working from home today."

"We've decided your suggestion to have a day care center here at work has merit."

'Nothing like being your own boss, huh?'

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'I don't actually work for you. I'm a consultant.'

The next fast train has gone.

The lap dog, I can work around. The laptop cat, not so much.

'He's still able to do the work of three committees.'

"With great power comes great, great stress."

The Daily Commute

'Too long at his desk...we're going need surgery to cut him free.'

The Real American Dream

Self-employed.

"I'm a soul trader."

IRS tax instructions.

"Yes, I'm a superhero. I'm not attractive, muscular or charming because I work in the 'cyber crimes' division."

Superman's laundry

"Ooh look, the high street's evolved to survive!"

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Man types with beer on his computer.

'I do wish you'd use the study when you work from home.'

"I've simplified our work process!"

'How much for you to do my tax return?'

Home Business - Business Cards.

'This startup is going to cost me a ton.'

"I'll leave that with you then."

There's always one idiot at the staff Christmas party who goes too far. If you work for yourself, that would be you.

'Yes the business has become bigger, but Fred still likes to work at home.'

Home Business - Starting Out.

Every day was 'Take Your Pet To Work' day."