Status Upgrader Mugs

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

'Zeb, don't you reckon it's time you took that pig into town and traded him for some decent Wi'-Fi?'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

1080P New Year's Resolution

I can be upgraded, can you?

"It's quite alright searching for the perfect phone. But remember there always will be upgrades."

'Oh, we haven't used a crystal ball in years.'

'Management is upgrading all the hardware.'

'Couldn't you just leave that here until we're sure the new system works?'

'It's for the office computer. It's been replaced.'

'I'm sorry Sherman, you're dumped. I could never go out with sombody who uses out of date tech.'

"Wherever he is, I know he'll be upgraded."

"I think you need to update your mobile device."

'Let's just see how intuitive this software really is.'

"Our smart home just texted us. It said instead of binge watching shows, we should be updating it. It wants us to start with the kitchen."

STRIP Hambone: expensive new computer model

"I wish I hadn't rushed out and bought this model, your new model is much better!"

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

STRIP Hambone: 'We've finally paid off the �23,000 on this one...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'Someday, son, you will have to make the hard decisions, buy new or upgrade.'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

"My husband is much like his computer. . . a constant work in progress."

"Why didn't they do all these updates at the computer factory?"

'Someday, I hope to be a smart phone.'