Status-updater Extraordinaire T-Shirts

Dress up their communication skills with t-shirts that shout their status-updater prowess. Clever, humorous, and made to turn heads, these shirts are ideal for anyone who loves sharing their story in style.

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"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!" mockup

"Jackie, why does your relationship status read ‘capitulated to’ me?!"

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"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen." mockup

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

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'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.' mockup

'Miss Pym, we've made a smaller loss than last year, order me a much larger desk.'

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"We need to update your entire operating system."

"We need to update your entire operating system." mockup

"We need to update your entire operating system."

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Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love. mockup

Right, this is the map of all the UFO sightings. Hold the light steady love.

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"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island" mockup

"Manhatten Brooklyn Hoboken Long Island"

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Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork... mockup

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

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"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer." mockup

"I don't know who will be obsolete first, me or my computer."

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"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level." mockup

"He's only an associate but he's already reaping at a partner's level."

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"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money." mockup

"That one, too. They all look like big bags of money."

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House building chart (like steps). mockup

House building chart (like steps).

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Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions. mockup

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

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A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00" mockup

A fish jumping from a tank that reads "Tropical fish $5.00" into a tank that reads "Tropical fish $20.00"

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Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer. mockup

Queen with a crown-shaped hairdryer.

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'May I go home now?'

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'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!' mockup

'People want to work with city firms, they trust us, they're impressed by the offices...the status!'

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'I'd love to be in Who's Who.'

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'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?' mockup

'During our vacations in Aspen, Cecil, did we hobnob with the rich or super rich?'

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'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.' mockup

'That's what you get for not updating acrobat reader.'

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"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge." mockup

"To reinforce my diet, the mirror goes on the fridge."

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"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am." mockup

"Yes the view is nice, but I mostly want people to look up here and think how rich I am."

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'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.' mockup

'Sorry, this is the Billionaires club. The Millionaires club is down the street.'

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"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405." mockup

"One minute I was Chairman and Chief Executive of Mammon Industries, the next I'm the gallbladder in room 405."

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"He's very proud of the progress he's made..."

"He's very proud of the progress he's made..." mockup

"He's very proud of the progress he's made..."

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Power Tanning

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'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.' mockup

'Let's try to get a box seat where we might catch a player.'

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'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.' mockup

'It's fortunate that wearing a fur coat is indefensible.' 'I know. I can't afford one either.'

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'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,'

'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,' mockup

'What's it like being number 400 I know at 399 it's pretty cool and prestigious to be part of the 300s,'

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Political Poll results are in... 'None of the above' was the overwhelming favourite.

Political Poll results are in... 'None of the above' was the overwhelming favourite. mockup

Political Poll results are in... 'None of the above' was the overwhelming favourite.

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"Sorry chief, just updating my status." mockup

"Sorry chief, just updating my status."

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'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.' mockup

'Hello. I'm looking for G Street.'

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'Can I have a few minutes to update my profile page?'

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Status-updater Extraordinaire T-Shirts Collection

Status-updater Extraordinaire Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for the ultimate status-updater, blending humor and personality to start their day with a smile.

Status-updater Extraordinaire Pillows

Find playful pillows that celebrate their love for sharing updates, adding a humorous touch to any living space.

Status-updater Extraordinaire Prints

Browse inspiring prints that honor their talent for keeping everyone informed and entertained, adding personality to their decor.