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Special Person Statue

"He was a very good boy."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

'It's my only indulgence.'

'If you were to do a little work, they wouldn't think you were a statue...'

Cleaning act.

The statue of Lactity.

'Why so stony-faced?'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Juggler and Illusionist

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The Sculptor

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Michelangelo's David

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

The Spring Break Venus

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.