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"He was a very good boy."

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Park cleaner sweeping dirt under a statue.

'Ironically, he had vertigo.'

'It's my only indulgence.'

'If you were to do a little work, they wouldn't think you were a statue...'

Cleaning act.

The statue of Lactity.

'Why so stony-faced?'

"A statue was built in his honor because he actually delivered on his campaign promises."

"Everyone is so cynical these days."

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

The Sculptor

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

Doves of peace trapped within the statue of liberty.

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

Michelangelo's David

The Spring Break Venus

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

'How come there aren't any peace heroes?'