Statue Saviors Pillows

Statue flooded by rain is waving for help

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"He was a very good boy."

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"Mommy, look! He's man-spreading!"

Frederic Auguste Bartholdi

Juggler and Illusionist

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

'Well, he's always been a hero to me.'

The Sculptor

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

Goddess of Fertility garden feature

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

"It had to go - there were historical links with slavery."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"Hey! These are still good!!"

Two men wearing laurels and holding hands

"Bit big for a cherub, isn't it, Brother Ignatious?"

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Who do you feel like pooping on today?"

The Spring Break Venus

Eldon E Furse and his attorneys

A statue dedicated to "The Unknown Academic Infighter" stands outside a college campus.

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Michelangelo's David

B.O.H.I.C.A. Memorial

An artist creates a sculpture of a "thumbs up" and is then crushed by it.

The Stat-ewe of Liberty.

"You always knew where you stood with him."

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

Horatio T. Osborn, born 1787, died 1852, greatness thrust upon him 1825.

Tripled his reading speed with no loss in comprehension.

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

The Thinker and The Reactor.