Stats Buff Prints

'You say you always give 110% effort-an odd answer for a job as a statistician. . .'

Great Moments in Computing #192: Newton discovers the computer.

'Once I got the cold fusion problem out of the way, the rest was easy!'

Santa 'Freezing' Claus.

"Frank, I want you to try antidepressants."

'Every time we clear all the snow another blizzard hits. We're cursed men Frank. Cursed!'

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

"Very few people are aware that the 'New York Times' Sunday crossword puzzle is contagious."

"All right, pal, I'm just saying, that's what I'd do if it was my Large Hadron Collider."

Two gamers play in a game arcade near a machine titled; 'Get a life'.

Graph to find your IQ

Hysterically laughing monster.

Trawling for Fish.

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

'The wife says if I don't give up snooker, she's leaving me. . .I'm going to miss her.'

"They have special forces, but we have policy reports!"

"... But here in the outside world, I need more time and I need more space."

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

Physics toy.

Progress: The amount of effort expended multiplied by the square of the ratio of scientists to managers: P=E X (S/M)2.

'We're a paperless office - except for executive bonuses.'

"Lovely weather for it."

'Someday one of us will look back on this and laugh.'

Higgs Boson particles at a training session: "Geneva is a no-fly zone."

"Y' know Sir - Red really is your colour..."

'Teddy, someone from the Pentagon wants to talk to you about drones in Pakistan, whatever that means.'

"Ahem...any other reasons why you think you'd be suitable for working at the Large Hadron Collider?"

"I'm pursuing the reason I was put on earth."

Swing in the winter.

Snowman asks boy: 'Mind if I come in too? It's freezing out here.'