Statistical Trailblazer Mugs

Pistol Pete - the West's most Notorious Outlier

'Can our software do that?'

Dawing your Cellphone

Queen of Upcycling!

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

Dolores is so avant garde.

'Everything is in the Cloud.'

'We no longer look at résumés. We go straight to your Facebook page.'

"Please forward all my tickets to the auto manufacturer who made this self-driving car."

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"That's a very good suggestion, perhaps one of the men would like to make it?"

'Trevor was the first rep at the office to have a portable computer.'

'I just had this sudden urge to stand out in a crowd...'.

It's spooky how Amazon can track you down

Ready for a run!

"Yeah, this many ways to contact her if I'm lost might be overkill."

"Ambitions . . . to replace mankind."

'There's more information available now than ever before. I can only block out so much of it.'

"Your bone."

"Don't forget to click 'Reply All.'"

"When you think of it, all you really need is one 3D printer to start manufacturing them yourself!"

"I've invented a software application for protecting our personal data."

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"I'm transferring you to our new Asian affiliate, Hawkins. It'll be a great Korea move for you."

"It seems our new computer system is allowing us to implement idiotic ideas ten times faster than we've previously been able to!"

Children Teaching Adults to Use Computers

"I'd love to chat, Dave, but unless it's high-powered, high-quality, high-finance, high-tech chat, I just don't have the time."

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'Welcome aboard. Dress code is Urban Boer.'

Welcome to Silicon Valley...the user friendly place.

"I'm not looking forward to telling the 300 salesmen we're going to start selling on the internet."

'What worries me is what is going to replace automation.'

'You can take down your little sign, Marlene, we're switching over to computers on Monday.'

"Why would anyone question her abilities..."

Margaret Cavendish